This is terrifying news, and somehow I missed it last month: my most favourite of woman types, the wild, freckly redhead, is in danger of becoming extinct.
As much as I’d like to.. uh… “help” the situation, my genetic makeup is likely to only further muddy the ribonucleic waters. So, I implore redheads everywhere to get together and make more of themselves.
[Ed’s Note: Yes, it’s hopeless as all that giant panda mating, but that hasn’t stopped us yet, has it?]
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