ATF Defeats Student Ninja

Broad Daylight, and Federal Stupidity, were Apprentice's Enemy

Thanks to vigilant reader Michaeleen, who emailed me a link to a shocking news story involving one of my favourite things: the age-old feud between Pirates and Ninjas.

Ed’s Note: Arrrrrrgh.

It seems that a university student was returning from a “pirate vs. ninja” party, when ATF agents in training spotted him acting suspiciously, and arrested him.

My favourite line in the article was from the Special Agent in Charge, regarding the bandannas worn by the ninja-student:

“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint– that’s not right.”

Is there anything that’s right, from a federal standpoint? It’s like that old saying, “when all you’re holding is a federal standpoint, everything looks a misdemeanor.”

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  1. #1 by Pedro - April 17th, 2006 at 15:37

    Sweetie, you left your toothbrush at my flat this morning. Are you coming here after school? I will make breakfast burritos for dinner.

  2. #2 by Angelo - April 17th, 2006 at 15:27

    The original article had a better line,

    "Seeing Joshua with a penis across the face, from a human standpoint — that’s not right."

  3. #3 by yoursinwriting - April 17th, 2006 at 20:13

    And it’s official. Whoever had 16 days, 23 hours in the "How Long Before Angelo Makes a Comment with a Homosexual Reference" pool takes the prize.

  4. #4 by Angelo - April 18th, 2006 at 10:45

    what happened to the search function?

  5. #5 by yoursinwriting - April 20th, 2006 at 00:43

    It’s up there in the top right corner. Thanks for the reminder.

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