Orangina France Targets Furry Market

"Mommy, why is the teddy bear getting a facial?"

Orangina France has lost their minds. Perhaps I just don’t understand how graphic French advertising is. Perhaps I’m getting prudish in my old age.

Ed’s Note Not bloody likely.

Is anybody else confused and disturbed by CGI zebras riding phallic Orangina bottles that suddenly shoot a load of bubbly juice onto a fuzzy female bear’s breasts? Who are these ads aimed at exactly?

Ed’s Note: The porn-savvy under-8 crowd? …who also buy expensive beverages?


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