How To Seduce An Old Girlfriend


Prepare dinner
with as little meat
and as much wine
as possible.

Touch the soft throat
of her forearms
occasionally
and smile.

Sit on the sofa.
Apply more wine.

Say:
You got prettier to spite me.

Say:
I always was an asshole.

And be ready
when she comes for you.

If you are unbalanced
you may crack a wrist
and bruise a rib
under her tackle.

If your wineglass comes between
your mouth and her passion
you may chip a tooth
and slash a lip.

Both of these
I deserved.

  1. #1 by Anonymous - July 8th, 2008 at 22:34

    beautiful, simply beautiful

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