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Shopping List of a Serial Killer


milk
bananas
heavy-duty garbage bags (the ones with the handles)
eggs
flour
chicken breasts (boneless with skin)
clorox
red peppers
OJ
toothpicks
yukon gold potatoes
carpet shampoo
ketchup
tortilla chips and hot salsa
frozen pizzas
matches
toothpaste
air freshener
large ziploc freezer bags
paper plates
cashews
green onions
bread

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About the author:  Joshua Sarkis Prowse is a teacher, writer, geek, music and sports enthusiast, and zealot for clear communication in all forms. This is where he rants about writing and editing. You can read other stuff at joshprowse.com.

This entry was posted on Saturday, April 20th, 2002, 12:00 am and is filed under Poems. You can follow any responses to this entry through RSS 2.0. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

  1. #1 by Knows Where You Live - April 20th, 2006 at 10:22

    Great, you found my list! I must have dropped it outside your place the other day.

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