More Good News

If this keeps up, I'm going to get hit by a satellite


Just when I thought I’d had all the good news I could handle, I got another bulletin. My Assistant Principal took me aside and asked me what I wanted to do next year.

“Work here,” I said.

“Would a continuing contract be OK with you?” he asked. A continuing contract means that I am a full-time employee who can’t be fired unless I kill a special ed. student during a pep rally before lunch during an even-numbered month. Twice.

“Yes,” I said.

“Congratulations,” he said, shaking my hand.

Too bad June is an even number– I just got my Alberta gun license!

  1. #1 by Anonymous - May 30th, 2006 at 01:35

    Josh! That’s so great. Congratulations, friend.

  2. #2 by Gillian - May 30th, 2006 at 01:38

    Sorry, I forgot this isn’t livejournal and I am not logged in! That was me up there.

  3. #3 by Karen - May 31st, 2006 at 19:24

    For he’s a jolly good fellow.

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