Shiver Me Timbers

This is too funny to keep to myself. After answering a few humourous questions, you can learn your pirate name (shown below). Having once attended a team pub crawl dressed as pirates (and savagely defeating all other teams, including the doctors and the guy walking four women dressed at dogs), this one is close to my heart.

My pirate name is:

Dirty John Flint

You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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