I waited a long time for the new Apple/Motorola phone. My current Motorola phone was a very sturdy and long-lived StarTac, and I love Apple, so the combination of the two seemed like a perfect marriage. And I wanted to stay loyal to these companies, to support the excellent products I had experienced previously.

Be careful of your typing. Hoping to see a video of Steve Jobs introducing the new iPod nano, I accidentally misspelled the domain and ended up here. Was I happy to discover that there is such an organization as the “Association for the Alignment of Past Life Experience?” Yo Holla! But me wanna see shiny Read the full article…

I failed. That’s the short story of my attempt to write a long story. Not only did I fail to write a winning novel, after paying my $50, I didn’t even submit what I had written. Here’s why I still consider the weekend to be a huge success.

As if lifeguards don’t lounge around enough, underwater cameras installed in pools are now able to page them when somebody drowns.

In keeping with the contest’s survival guide, I will not be answering phone calls, socializing with friends, etc. over the weekend. There is one small exception: if you are willing to deliver food, you’re welcome. For five minutes.

Just when you thought you’d seen every crazy piece of crap, they come up with this: the scrolling belt buckle.

When I discuss my retirement with people, I usually imagine myself as a crotchety old guy on a porch, yelling at the kids to stay off my lawn. I’ve been outdone before I could even begin.

As recently promised, I have finished a short article about online Texas Hold ‘Em outlining how you can use the greed of the burgeoning industry to rake in cash and prizes.