Posts Tagged love

Correlations

There are correlations

between how far you have fallen in love
and how many cars will try to hit her

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Blueprint of a Break Up

The mutual break up after a long relationship is a strange beast. One of you has the burden of raising the topic, of ripping away that moldy old bandaid, and the other one knows immediately, almost as the first words are out of their partner’s mouth, that This Is It, this is The Discussion. It is a relief, really. It is For The Best, really. And it is, it truly is.

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Girlfriend Update

The honeymoon phase is over, apparently. My new, wonderful, awesome girlfriend has requested a fatwa on my posting about her.

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Manifest Destiny Lite

Once again, here I am ready to write something, and the topic that comes to mind is the new girlfriend. She’s a special model, with all the top-of-the-line sexy, snuggly, healthy, funny, sporty, smarty features you would expect in a high-end female, but none of the judgemental, conceited, neurotic artifacts found in some other premium women with poorer build quality.

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Finally at a Loss for Words

I’ve met an incredible woman. That’s it. The excuse for my lack of posting, the explanation for why my co-workers think I’m looking kinda strange lately.

Ed’s Note: Strange, as in bedraggled, unshaven, with a goofy grin. Like, kinda homeless.

I can’t really put into words what this is like. Not yet. I feel a rush to express it, to experience it in language, but it’s as futile as hurrying Christmas.

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Good Marriage Advice

Happy Birthday to my Uncle Ed! When I was in Virginia for my buddy’s wedding last week, I gave a toast at the rehearsal dinner. I ended with this tidbit that I heard from my Uncle when he was asked why his marriage was so successful: The key to a happy marriage is falling in Read the full article…

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Another Breakup? Pull Up Your Socks

Relationships are tough. I’m trying to learn from every one that fails. Like this one.

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King Street Phone Booth

Some words for a lover, twice lost.

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