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Never Trust a Pigeon

Heard a goose honking around my apartment today. In fact, I heard it loudly and often enough that I went to my balcony to check it out.

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Tivo or not Tivo?

One evening we saw that a new episode of Arrested Development was just about to start. We tuned in, and when the commercials came on, we were both quite annoyed when the fast forward feature didn’t work, because it was live TV. It was a moment when we both realized how desensitized people are to commercials, and how annoying they would be if you hadn’t already been trained to accept them as part of your media experience.

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My First 5K Run

This last Mother’s Day, I decided to do something a little different. My mom isn’t in the same city as me, so to do my part, besides my annual phone call and list of thank yous, I ran in the Forzani Mother’s Day Run.

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Happy Mother’s Day

Two recent phenomenon have given me new insight into today’s significance. Firstly, many of my female friends have recently become moms, and I have seen what they go through in bringing up the kids. Secondly, a rather traditional colleague of mine, after having to care for his kids full-time while his wife recovered from surgery, came to work exhausted and declared Mother’s Day “the most important holiday of the year.”

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Mother’s Day, 2005

Thank you for letting me slide down the stairs wrapped up in a sleeping bag, over and over and over again, even though the noise was probably driving you crazy.

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My Subconscious, the Prankster

I had a crazy dream last night. I was teaching my first period math class, and the lights weren’t working well, so the room was very dark.

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Fuck the Rule of Thumb

Sometimes the truth isn’t very much fun. Like today, when I was reading about fake etymologies (word origins) and urban legends on the Wikipedia site. It turns out that all those great, commonly accepted stories about the history of the words/phrases “fuck,” “pome,” “posh,” and “rule of thumb” are lacking in verifiable evidence. Personally, I’m Read the full article…

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Some People Wait a Lifetime

Had an amazing day at school. At a lunchtime pep rally, our student council presented UNICEF with a cheque for $4000. The UNICEF representative explained that this money would be used to buy “School in a Box”-es that would educate almost 2000 children in Tsunami affected areas– our fundraising was helping to improve the lives Read the full article…

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Clare Has Great Breasts

Right now Clare is standing over my shoulder asking how I update my web site. I told her I would write this simply to mortify her. She has just said, quite confidently, that I am not going to do it. I most certainly am.

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Start Your Day the Write Way

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