Articles

Unveiled

Perhaps no one is spending a moment to speculate about my heritage. Or better yet, maybe that man looks up between bites and wonders, “What is that Jew doing in a crepe shop?”

Continue reading...

No Comments

The Most Beautiful Tree in the World

I like imagining the architect, or engineer, standing on the bare building site years ago, looking at how this tree filters the sky: wrapping a piece of wide yellow tape around its trunk, he turns to his crew in their rumbling earth machines and shakes his head: No.

Continue reading...

, , , , , ,

No Comments

A Tribute to Voyeurism

I will snuff the lights. Cloak myself in anonymity, a black figure on a black background. Looking out on the city, I see clusters of beehive buildings; every window is a cell, holding life, holding back life, holding back the desperate, hot death of the Great Out-There.

Continue reading...

No Comments

I Told You So

The point here is that the big banks are using this imaginary market pressure to justify increased fees for the rest of our lives. Just like toll highways.

Continue reading...

No Comments

Why You Should Join a Credit Union

If you want a nice comparison to Communism, take a good look at the line up the next time you’re trying to get some service at your bank. Would you like a roll of toilet paper with that cancelled cheque request, Comrade?

Continue reading...

, , , , , , ,

No Comments

How To Install a Washer and Dryer

Apparently with all the weightlifting and poker games, firemen don’t have time to produce or photocopy official forms.

I like that.

Continue reading...

, , , , , , , , , ,

3 Comments

FAQ About Me and This Site

Q.
Who are you?

A.
Josh Prowse. At last count, I am 1 of 4 in Canada (the eldest, I believe), but not the one who owes Telus money for unpaid phone bills. That’s one of the other Josh Prowses.

Continue reading...

,

No Comments

A Proof of Fate

Philosophical insights and scientific paradigms seem to occur instantaneously, but they are actually the accumulated steam from a mind long heated by thousands of other ideas, all whispering, “warmer… warmer… warmer….”

Continue reading...

, , , , , , , , ,

No Comments

Attack of the Gaijin

Note to future vistors to Japan: the Japanese take their gift-giving and receiving very seriously.

Continue reading...

, , , ,

No Comments