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How to Hold a Giant Fucking Spider

I am holding a tarantula in the photo. I am dropping a load in my pants.

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How to Fix Vision Problems For Dummies

So yesterday was a lazy Sunday. I got up kinda late, brushed my teeth, put in my contacts, got dressed, went out for a greasy breakfast at Dunn’s Deli on Elgin Street, and then came home and had a nap. Four hours later, I got up to do some work. I have lots of work Read the full article…

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Fleshpionage

I’m coining another word: Fleshpionage. Defined as any covert sexual act. For example: “Josh and that band-camp girl from American Pie snuck into the alley for a little fleshpionage.”

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Same-sex Marriage

I had to refer to my handy Bible while making my argument, and was once again struck by what an incredibly entertaining read it is. There’s a lot of scary shit in there.

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Reflections on Reflection

Profs in the B.Ed. program warn students not to tell their friends that the classes are “easy.” They contend that as time goes on, it gets harder, and you’ll have wiped out any source of support. After almost three weeks of class, I will dare to say, to every person on the internet, that this Read the full article…

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Ah… Student Meals.

Hungry. Needed dinner, no groceries. I considered pizza, but the shop at the corner was too expensive. Whatever happened to the pizza wars? Remember when you could get 2 large pizzas for $13.99? Now it’s $16.99 for one medium. I guess the wars are over; apparently pizza won, and we’ve moved into the raping and Read the full article…

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Why I Won’t Be Teaching At a Catholic School

Took the bus to school today. Lots of highschool students were heading to class as well. Two girls in tartan kilts, presumably going to Catholic school, were chatting a few feet away from me. “So what’s this ‘mass’ thing all about?” one asked. Remember that Catholic schools, since lobbying successfully for government funding, must admit Read the full article…

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Me versus NYC

That reminds me of where I am, and which god is number one here. This shouldn’t be a matter of religion, it should be plain old common sense and respect. But I imagine that all big cities can turn the smallest people into parasites, unfeeling and desperate.

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Jesus Comes to Campus

During Frosh Week lots of organizations came to the student centre to schelp their wares and ideologies. A downtown bar was letting students spin a wheel for prizes. Mobile phone companies were giving away water bottles. Credit card recruiters had free university hats and t-shirts. And the Catholic and Christian Outreach people had… popcorn. Jesus Read the full article…

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Why You Should Buy a Digital Camera

I’ve a had some time to play with my new digital camera, and it has changed the way I think about photography. So much so that I thought I would take a moment to preach to those of you who are still among the great, unwashed, film-using masses.

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