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Errand Boy
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 21st, 2003
Tried to book a locker at the storage place in the next block, only to find out that it’s closed down. Two phone calls and one trip there didn’t clue me in to this fact. It doesn’t look closed down: there are cars in the parking lot and by the loading bays, and there’s no Read the full article…
The Wholesome Undie: Another Reason to Love Vancouver
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 20th, 2003
Small protest against the Molson Indy today. Dubbed the “Wholesome Undie” race, dozens of Vancouver’s cyclists took to the pavement in their underwear to protest the Indy, claiming it to be too fast, loud, and bad for the environment. “Remember,” said Alison ‘Unserwear,’ one of the organizers, “we’re not blocking traffic…” to which the crowd Read the full article…
Pointless Photograph Number 1
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 18th, 2003
This is the cat that lives on my floor. His parents leave their apartment door open so that he can roam the halls. He is half tabby, half traffic light. Hm… there’s either something wrong with my flash, or he’s in the process of damning me to hell.
I am such a gear slut.
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 18th, 2003
I caved. Yep, took my film gear down to Leo’s and traded it in for a Canon PowerShot S400 digital camera. [Ed’s Note: That’s not completely accurate. Even after trading in all his gear, he still had to pony up a couple hundred bucks to make up the difference.] Now that I have this camera, Read the full article…
The Best News Since… well, Ever
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 17th, 2003
Guess what? Jerking off is good for you! Today’s Globe and Mail reported the following: “…men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of [prostate cancer].” Luckily, safeguarding my prostate will require no changes to my current regimen of menage-a-moi.
…And Everything in its Place
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 17th, 2003
Today is Ankle Freedom day. I wake up late, and crutch the 12 blocks to my doctor’s office . I arrive sweating, 15 minutes late, but the office is locked. Another 15 minutes later two women come by and open it up, but tell me that my doctor isn’t there. Why not? After all, a Read the full article…
Oh Lord, why must you mock me so?
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 17th, 2003
Dave, my soon-to-be ex-roommate, left this morning for Peru and all points Southern and American. Sounds like he’s got an exciting trip in store, involving lots of anti-theft devices and techniques. The best part is the new digital camera he’s got for his trip. It’s not the one I’d buy, but it’s cooler than the Read the full article…
Doing it for Canada
Posted by yoursinwriting in Articles on July 16th, 2003
These women are sick of waiting for dad to show up, and either bed down with a friend of good breeding stock, or adopt a nice Chinese baby. In the former case, you have a love-child of a fashion, but the uncle/daddy line might get a bit blurred. In the latter case, you don’t get to experience child birth (which may be a pro for some women), but the product gets Purolatored to your door and 6 years later you have your own violin prodigy. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.
Another New Site Design
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 16th, 2003
I updated the site. Here’s why. Call CNN.
Sell your Samsung stock. Immediately.
Posted by yoursinwriting in Everything Else on July 15th, 2003
Teens hack your internet-connected fridge and spoil your food. I love it.
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