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Driving from Ottawa to Calgary

In my mind, it was a bit excessive, but fair enough, to pull me over, even to give me a ticket. But in all my life, I’ve never heard of a cop not taking a km or two off the radar reading. To then add insult to injury by not letting me know how fast to drive was downright unsportsmanlike.

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For My Mom, Marilyn Prowse, on Mother’s Day

Thank you for having dinners at the table instead of in front of the TV. Having the whole family together to talk after a day of work and school was a ritual I will always cherish. Remember the food fights?

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In Memory of Jean Voskamp

Let’s state the obvious: Jean Voskamp was the life of the party.

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Why You Should Be Open to "Open Source"

…what you end up with is a software product that has been reviewed and enhanced by potentially thousands of people, provided for the very reasonable price of zero dollars.

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Losing My Amateur Status

Surely it couldn’t be this easy….. Wasn’t I supposed to have resorted to booze and cigarettes long before my words made it into print?

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Me versus NYC

That reminds me of where I am, and which god is number one here. This shouldn’t be a matter of religion, it should be plain old common sense and respect. But I imagine that all big cities can turn the smallest people into parasites, unfeeling and desperate.

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Why You Should Buy a Digital Camera

I’ve a had some time to play with my new digital camera, and it has changed the way I think about photography. So much so that I thought I would take a moment to preach to those of you who are still among the great, unwashed, film-using masses.

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Doing it for Canada

These women are sick of waiting for dad to show up, and either bed down with a friend of good breeding stock, or adopt a nice Chinese baby. In the former case, you have a love-child of a fashion, but the uncle/daddy line might get a bit blurred. In the latter case, you don’t get to experience child birth (which may be a pro for some women), but the product gets Purolatored to your door and 6 years later you have your own violin prodigy. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

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Why I Decided to Become a Teacher

K, i am like 5’9″ and weigh like 120 lbs, and she is like 5′ 7″ and weighs like 133 lbs or something, I don’t know about u but I don’t call that fat.

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Why You Should Give Blood

It seems silly to even have to make this argument. In any given week, you will stub your toe, or bonk your head, or do yourself some other, unproductive accidental harm that hurts much more than giving blood.

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