The Wholesome Undie: Another Reason to Love Vancouver

Small protest against the Molson Indy today. Dubbed the “Wholesome Undie” race, dozens of Vancouver’s cyclists took to the pavement in their underwear to protest the Indy, claiming it to be too fast, loud, and bad for the environment. “Remember,” said Alison ‘Unserwear,’ one of the organizers, “we’re not blocking traffic…” to which the crowd Read the full article…

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Pointless Photograph Number 1

This is the cat that lives on my floor. His parents leave their apartment door open so that he can roam the halls. He is half tabby, half traffic light. Hm… there’s either something wrong with my flash, or he’s in the process of damning me to hell.

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I am such a gear slut.

I caved. Yep, took my film gear down to Leo’s and traded it in for a Canon PowerShot S400 digital camera. [Ed’s Note: That’s not completely accurate. Even after trading in all his gear, he still had to pony up a couple hundred bucks to make up the difference.] Now that I have this camera, Read the full article…

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The Best News Since… well, Ever

Guess what? Jerking off is good for you! Today’s Globe and Mail reported the following: “…men who ejaculated more than five times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an aggressive form of [prostate cancer].” Luckily, safeguarding my prostate will require no changes to my current regimen of menage-a-moi.

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…And Everything in its Place

Today is Ankle Freedom day. I wake up late, and crutch the 12 blocks to my doctor’s office . I arrive sweating, 15 minutes late, but the office is locked. Another 15 minutes later two women come by and open it up, but tell me that my doctor isn’t there. Why not? After all, a Read the full article…

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Oh Lord, why must you mock me so?

Dave, my soon-to-be ex-roommate, left this morning for Peru and all points Southern and American. Sounds like he’s got an exciting trip in store, involving lots of anti-theft devices and techniques. The best part is the new digital camera he’s got for his trip. It’s not the one I’d buy, but it’s cooler than the Read the full article…

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Doing it for Canada

These women are sick of waiting for dad to show up, and either bed down with a friend of good breeding stock, or adopt a nice Chinese baby. In the former case, you have a love-child of a fashion, but the uncle/daddy line might get a bit blurred. In the latter case, you don’t get to experience child birth (which may be a pro for some women), but the product gets Purolatored to your door and 6 years later you have your own violin prodigy. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s how it works.

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Another New Site Design

I updated the site. Here’s why. Call CNN.

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Sell your Samsung stock. Immediately.

Teens hack your internet-connected fridge and spoil your food. I love it.

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Ankle Surgery Update

My ankle operation went well. From what I could piece together through my anaesthetic fog, my doctor managed to remove my bone chip and clean the ankle joint with the scope, so no major cutting or sawing was required. The current outlook is 10 more days on crutches, then a week of light walking and Read the full article…

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